mom gave me this number and said be nice, so. hi. thank you? i think you're currently in possession of my entire life in a rented truck 💀 one month of being related and i still couldn't pick you out of a lineup 🙃 did they warn you they were getting married, or did you find out after, like me 🤦‍♀️ anyway. rule one: you text me every time you stop. i need to know my couch is alive. are you out of san diego yet? it's a long way to seattle. and what did they even tell you about me